1991 Chinese zodiac
1991 is the Chinese Female (Yin) Metal Sheep year.
,Metal is from Five Elements (Metal, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth),Female Metal is related to jewelry, fine metal or precious gems.
,The color of Metal is white or gold.
,We can say 1991 is white sheep or Golden Sheep Year.
,Some Chinese zodiac sites might call 1991 is a u2019 goatu2019 year.
1971 Chinese zodiac
This guy was offensive to himself but didnu2019t seem to notice.
,Sitting in a Chinese restaurant many years ago.
A family sits down in the booth next to us.
The two kids were fine (boy and a girl both 10ish looking) but the father was really loud.
Like opera-baritone-with-no-microphone loud.
,So at first, there was a few minutes of booming chit chat, u201cBILLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL HAVE?u201d Followed by little Billy replying with his inside voice.
Then the guy notices the place mat.
u201cLOOK CHILDREN, ITu2019S ALL ABOUT THE CHINESE ZODIAC.
LETu2019S TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT WE ALL ARE.
u201d,Billy and his sister both go through the list of years and find out their signs.
Then the dad goes, u201cI WAS BORN IN 1971.
YES, CHILDREN, THAT MAKES ME A BOAR.
u201d Then he says it one more time, u201cI AM A BOAR!u201d,We lost it.
Just started giggling and couldnu2019t stop.
I think the wife figured out why we were laughing but we just couldnu2019t help it.